Cellphone Manifesto.

Here's what I want:

I want a cellphone, but with these conditions. I want a cellphone that has full duplex communication, so that I can speak AND listen at the same time. I can't stand when both parties try to talk, and both phones cut out. I want one that is small and sleek. I don't need games. I don't need the internet. I don't need annoying fucking ringtones. I do need to store other peoples phone numbers. And I need vibrate mode.

I want a good cellphone plan. I don't want ANY monthly fee. I don't want to pay for minutes that I don't use. Instead, I want to pay ONLY for minutes that I DO use. I don't want a two-year commitment with substantial penalties for cancelling early. I don't need nationwide coverage. I don't need free long distance.

Maybe I'm living in a dreamworld, but that's what I want.