Diana and I saw the latest Indiana Jones movie as a little fathers day getaway. I had exceedingly low expectations, but what was I going to do, NOT see it?
It was pretty bad. From the VERY first shot (the gopher nearly getting hit by the car), I had a bad feeling. It just got worse from there, culminating in classic digital vomit on the screen in the climax. Seriously, the single rolling ball in the beginning of Raiders was far more exciting and realistic than 10,000 physically accurate computer generated crashing rocks. And where the hell did all those monkeys come from?
The only silver lining is that little Shia Le Boef (or whatever) did a halfway decent job. If the reins are handed off to him, I guess it could be worse.
Ugh. Diana probably summed it up best after we left: "My soul needs a shower".
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Neither of us liked it, either. Why? One word: Refrigerator.
You could smell Lucas' stench all over the place. Why do people still let him do anything other than push technological innovations?
Although, I will admit to giggling for a few minutes after Shia's line, "Oh, it's just a...thing."
Gwen
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