Random memory time!

I remember as a very little boy learning a particularly witty little "street rhyme", like "Eenie Meenie Minie Moe" and whatnot. I was very excited, because it was quite funny, and I wanted to share it with someone.

My mom was taking a nap. I went in and performed the following little piece of delicate art:

"Chinese!" (I put my fingers to my eyes and pulled them down, making crude slanted eyes).
"Japanese!" (I pulled my fingers upwards, making crude slanted eyes the other way).
"Dirty knees!" (I put my hands on my knees)

And the coup de grace... I can still feel the anticipation:

"Look at these!" I used my thumb and forefinger, delicately pincing my t-shirt above each nipple, and pulled outwards, making boobies.

My mom politely told me she didn't think it was very funny or appropriate. I guess I can see her point.