Today at lunch, I went to the driving range. Maybe this is an obvious statement, but my skill level is directly proportional to the number club I'm using. In other words, I'm nails when chipping about 100 yards. I'm garbage with a driver. I gotta work on that if I'm ever going to be a Real Golfer.

Anyways, on the way to the range, I had my windows down and my radio turned pretty loud (to drown out the noise of the wind, see?) listening to some sports talk radio. I, of course, forgot this when getting back into my car. So, I put my clubs in the trunk, and hop in the driver seat. I start the car while pushing the buttons to roll down both front windows. The radio delays a little bit before coming on, letting the windows get all the way down before announcing "HAVING TROUBLE WITH MAINTAINING AN ERECTION?! PROBLEMS WITH PREMATURE EJAC...."

I slam the radio button, but just a little too late. A couple people in the parking lot are staring at me.

Ahh... good times.