Something I wrote for a friend here at work (totally bitten off the Lord of the Rings story written in similiar style). Thought I'd post it up.

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Surv5v0r R3c4p

*** TheHost has joined the game.
*** TheHost is now known as J3ph
*** Mode change "+admin J3ph"
*** J3ph changes map to game/Survivor.pak
*** Loading map..... Complete!

J3ph: I r r00t.
J3ph: Ph34r my d1mples!

All players join the channel.

Natives surround them and shake spears at everyone but Rory.
Natives: Ooga shaka, ooga ooga ooga shaka!
Players: Lolz! OMG rl n00bz!
R0ry: I got h4x!

J3ph: Boyz on 1 team, gurlz on the other.
Boyz: RAWK!
Girlz: ffs teams!

Natives bring in a pig:
Girlz: OMG gross!
Dolly: I r lvl 10 butcher ..oO(yawn)

Native swings his hatchet.
Native scores a critical hit against the wild boar!
The wild boar dies!
Native gains 14 experience.
Native goes up a level!

Native: DING! ^_^
Natives: Wewt! Gratz!

Native puts a rock on a greased pole.

J3ph: That rock is phat lewt.
Br00k: LOL!! "greased pole" 8=====D ~~``

*** Brady climbs pole.
Brady : me >>> pole
Boys: W00t!
Eliza: OMFG, TEAMS!!!!1!!
Lisa: Haxor!!
Mia: a/s/l? wanna cyber? ^_^

Girls head to camp.
Boys head to camp.

Guy shows off fake leg.
John: woah!
*** Chad is now known as TheG1mp

*** J3ph creates channel #Challenge

Brady: boys r00l, gurlz DRooL!
Girls: STFU tards!

Chr1s fails saving throw against Gravity!

Chr1s: LAG!!

Chr1s fails saving throw against Gravity!

Brady: dude!!

Chr1s fails saving throw against Gravity!
Chr1s fails saving throw against Gravity!

R0ry: LOLOLO n00b!

Chr1s fails saving throw against Gravity!

Boys: OMFG!!@! U R SO GHEY!!
Chr1s: I r teh suq. :(
Girls: pwnd

*** J3ph creates channel #TribalCouncil
*** J3ph sets mode "+moderated"
*** Brady has joined the channel.
*** Br00k has joined the channel.
*** Chad has joined the channel.
*** Chr1s has joined the channel.
*** JohnK. has joined the channel.
*** JohnP. has joined the channel.
*** Lea has joined the channel.
*** Rory has joined the channel.
*** Travis has joined the channel.

J3ph: OMG u n00bs sux0rs. I should kick/ban j00 all!

Br00k is voted off.
Br00k: OMFG TK'd!1!!

*** Br00k has been kicked/banned from the server.